Heartbreaker
Every evening at three minutes past five
He visits the girl
Who works behind the counter
In the chip shop
He buys some chips also
She always gives him the smallest
Greenest, most undercooked ones
She could find
He always complains....
He always complains....
He always complains....
She gives him the bigger bag
It always breaks her heart to do so
Seeing him grow
From Syd Little
To Eddie Large
To Demis Roussos
She gives him...
(ad infinitum)
He visits the girl
Who works behind the counter
In the chip shop
He buys some chips also
She always gives him the smallest
Greenest, most undercooked ones
She could find
He always complains....
He always complains....
He always complains....
She gives him the bigger bag
It always breaks her heart to do so
Seeing him grow
From Syd Little
To Eddie Large
To Demis Roussos
She gives him...
(ad infinitum)
The Birds Will Still Be Singing
Summertime withers as the sun descends
He wants to kiss you. Will you condescend?
Before you wake and find a chill within your bones
Under a fine canopy of lover's dust and humourous bones
Banish all dismay
Extinguish every sorrow
Eternity stinks, my darling. That's no joke
Don't waste your precious time pretending you're
heartbroken
There will be tears and candles
Pretty words to say
Spare me lily-white lillies
With the awful perfume of decay
Banish all dismay
Extinguish every sorrow
If I'm lost or I'm forgiven
The birds will still be singing
It's so hard to tear myself away
Even when you know it's over
It's too much to say.
Banish all dismay
Extinguish every sorrow
If I'm lost or I'm forgiven
The birds will still be singing